Campaign:
Von Belsing:"Do I know you from somewhere? Why does my head suddenly feeling like burning?"
Malvasia: "Hey strangers, you look familiar! I have vague memories of a falling comet...up close and personal. What would you like to drink today?"
Derrek: "I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU TWO ARE!!! You're the frisbee golf champion Von Belsing, and the wench is the former wino that married you. Welcome aboard Team Tanuki!"
Meet Chris, Billy, Eis, Derek, and all the other characters
Since Eis is such a superb hero, he's giving out lessons.
“You will soon witness a miracle.”
Seven great heroes quested to defeat evil... they all died