Idleness is the holiday of fools.  
Woo! Holiday! Holiday!
If you wish good advice, consult your mother.  
Should I focus on healing my party while targeting the minions, or should I go straight for the boss and try to take him out with limit techniques before he has a chance to deal a lot of damage to the party? ...Um, Mom, do you even know what I just said?
You have a quiet and unobtrusive nature.  
Which is why you're never noticed.
You will make a name for yourself in the field of entertainment.  
Just like Rebecca Black. (I'm sorry)
You are never bitter, deceptive or petty.  
Hahahaha!
Watch for a new relationship to develop within the month.  
A new enemy, yay!
The happiest circumstances are close to home.  
I'm happiest asleep in my bed.
You constantly struggle for self improvement - and it shows.  
Nope, you're mistaken. I just bought a larger size of pants so I don't look as fat.

 Meet Chris, Billy, Eis, Derek, and all the other characters
Meet Chris, Billy, Eis, Derek, and all the other characters Since Eis is such a superb hero, he's giving out lessons.
Since Eis is such a superb hero, he's giving out lessons. “You will soon witness a miracle.”
“You will soon witness a miracle.” Seven great heroes quested to defeat evil... they all died
Seven great heroes quested to defeat evil... they all died