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Tired of the pressure of life's difficult decisions?
Come to Fascistland where we do the thinking for you.
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Satisfactory Amusement |
Carnival Games |
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Fun is mandatory. Our staff will
guarantee that you enjoy your visit, or else. |
Land a beachball in the pipe and win a goldfish.* |
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Hotel Accommodations |
Fantastic Restaurants |
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Fascistland Hotel is conveniently located next to the freeway and has a selection of cozy rooms. |
Fascistland is home of the original |
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Rides |
Broadway Style Shows |
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Try some of our exciting rides such as the Black Hole Water Adventure. |
Experience the thrilling and moving performances of our drama department in a variety of shows such as the Emperor's Soldiers. |
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Giftshop |
Short Lines |
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Fascistland has a well stocked gift shop, including various souvenirs and building materials for a domicile during your stay at Fascistland. |
All Fascistland attractions have
quick moving lines, plus the popular option of the Quick Pass* that
allows near instant entry into attractions. |
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Laser Light Show |
Children's Park |
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Our Laser Light Show is so realistic, you might think there is a firefight going on. |
We ensure the safety of your children when they play at our Fairytale Compound. |
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Excellent Security |
Trolleys and Shuttles |
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Our staff of Secretive Policing Mascots keep an eye on all visitors to maintain peace and harmony. |
If you get tired of walking, you can tour the park for hours using our trolleys and shuttles. |
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