Eis (pronounced like ice) either took a bad blow to the head or needs to up his meds. He thinks reality is like some sort of RPG, and he calls himself the Destined Hero. Also, he has a hero sword, which, of course, is enormous.
Meet the Characters
Meet Chris, Billy, Eis, Derek, and all the other characters
Eis' Hero Guide
Since Eis is such a superb hero, he's giving out lessons.
Fortune Cookies
“You will soon witness a miracle.”
Spam will be made with quality meat!
The RPG
Seven great heroes quested to defeat evil... they all died